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Davis, CA - Former vice president Dick Cheney and Alaskan governor Sarah Palin were spotted today at the Applebee's restaurant in Davis, California. Though they were seated in a corner booth for privacy, patrons at local tables were able to overhear parts of their discussion which was reputed to be very animated. According to nearby diners, Cheney and Palin began to plot the resurrection of the

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Academy award winning director Steven Spielberg has taken on the difficult task of turning the life of conservative icon Rush Limbaugh into a feature length film. On the surface this would appear to be an unusual choice for the famous director, however, Spielberg is rumored to have said in the past that he is fascinated by the Republican talk show host and the near total control he has over his

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Senator Arlen Specter continued to confound the political establishment with his latest seismic shift in party loyalty. The shocking event occurred Friday night at the Whole Earth Festival in Davis, California when a shirtless and barefoot Specter approached a group of stunned onlookers and announced his decision to leave the Democratic Party so that he could join the Vegetarian Party.With the

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In a move that is sure to make California politics more entertaining than usual, anti-gay rights activist, breast implant charity recipient and current Miss California, Carrie Prejean, is making a bid to extend her 15 minutes of fame by challenging Barbara Boxer for her senate seat in the 2010 election. Miss California said she would be running as the Republican nominee since it is the party that

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Atlanta, GA - The Center for Disease Control (CDC) today declared that inflammatory radio talk show personality Rush Limbaugh was responsible for the spread of swine flu in the United States."Let's face it," said Tammy Flew, spokesperson for the CDC, "the man is a pig. Really. That's not a metaphor. We've checked his DNA; ol' Rush is a porker. That's all, folks!"Public Relations executives for Mr

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Assimilated Press has confirmed rumors of a payoff scheme between The Daily Show's Jon Stewart and former Vice President Dick Cheney.Cheney, who has recently gone on record accusing the Obama Administration of opening up America to increased attacks from terrorists, was seen pocketing a large check from a Daily Show staffer.The image, caught by telephoto lens by independent journalist Andy

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There is an article on Raw Story about the use of Federal troops for routine police business (directing traffic) in Samson, Alabama after a mass murder shooting.According to Raw Story the Army is investigating whether proper authorization was obtained and whether protocol was followed prior to federal troops being deployed within our domestic borders.The concern seems to be that the Posse

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Palm Beach, Florida - Today, in a hastily scheduled meeting of Republican senators and representatives, the assembled chieftains of the GOP, by a voice vote and without debate, unanimously adopted the economic plan of their Supreme Leader, Rush Limbaugh.This economic plan, commonly referred to as The Oxycontin Solution, will provide no stimulus to the economy and no relief to suffering Americans

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Publisher's note: In honor of Thanksgiving we are republishing the heartwarming story of President George W. Bush and Chloe The Clever Turkey. Enjoy!Washington, D.C. - In the annals of history there have been great epic contests between the giants of the world stage. There was Alexander and Darius III, Napoleon and Wellington, Grant and Lee, Ali and Fraser, the Celtics and the Lakers, and now

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New York, New York - Bill O'Reilly stunned his Fox News Channel audience today with an announcement that he would immediately renounce his American citizenship and move to Paraguay with his soul mate, conservative pundit Ann Coulter.Saying he could not live in a country run by godless Democrats, O'Reilly pledged to retire from broadcasting so that he could devote all of his time to his true

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Cincinnati, Ohio - Today, while taking a break from an End of Times convention in Cincinnati, Governor Sarah Palin went for a short walk with her aides and ended up in the city zoo. Marveling at the variety of animals all around her, the Governor mistakenly thought she had accidentally stumbled into a hunters' paradise.Taking advantage of the situation she quickly pulled her trusty 9mm Glock 17

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Pleasant Grove City, Utah – The Pokey Pals Society thought that their gift of a 40-foot Pokey statue for Pioneer Park would be welcomed by their neighbors in Pleasant Grove City; they were wrong.“It was quite a surprise to us,” said Pokey Pals President Marcia Funebre. “Pioneer Park already has a 40-foot statue of Gumby. We thought that a Pokey would be a good addition.”The case involves both

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New York – Columnists, stand-up comics and political cartoonists gathered today to mourn the passing of the McCain-Palin candidacy of 2008. Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin provided bountiful material to satirize from her gosh-darn speaking style to her television interviews, public statements and press conferences. Although Gov Palin still offers herself as a target, for example during the recent

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Denver – National Rifle Association spokesmen are worried that President-elect Obama will curb Second Amendment rights and ban backyard nuclear missile silos. Congressional House Rep. Paul Broun (Georgia-R) has deep fears that Senator Obama will turn the USA into a military dictatorship upon assuming the Presidency. Rep. Broun said, “We’re Americans. It is our God-given right to kill things with

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Washington, DC - Former President Reagan offered his advice on the preparation needed for the Presidency today in a séance held at The Heritage Foundation by former Senator Rick Santorum.Ronald Reagan, who died in 2004, was president from 1981-1989 and had a wealth of advice to offer President –elect Barack Obama, according to séance participants.Obama, in his first news conference, took

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Washington, DC – Beltway insiders are saying that the missing dry cleaning tickets needed to claim Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin’s clothing may have been shredded by Vice President Cheney in error.“You know how it is when there’s a transition of administrations,” said a senior administration official who preferred to remain anonymous, “there’s so much shredding to be done and e-mails to be deleted and

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Juneau – The Republican National Committee frantically searched today for the dry cleaning receipts for clothes worn by Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and her family. The clothes, bought by a wealthy Republican donor, were to be returned to the RNC for donation to charity. Governor Palin brought the clothes to A-1 Dry Cleaning located at 250 Ted Stevens Blvd, received the tickets for the clothing

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Juneau – During the presidential campaign Alaska Governor Sarah Palin stated repeatedly that all clothing bought for herself and her family on a wealthy donors’ charge card belonged to the Republican Party. The clothing, worth over $150,000, is being returned to the RNC for other use.Marcia Funebre, representing the RNC, said that certain items will be auctioned off on eBay with the proceeds

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Washington, D.C. - Today, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid announced that he would let Senator Joe Lieberman keep his chairmanship of the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee but that Lieberman would now be on permanent probation that would subject him to being removed from the prestigious committee chair at a moment's notice.In a brief press conference Reid said, "The problem

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For the next 74 days add this site to your "Favorites" http://change.gov/ . It is the new website of the President-elect, set up 11/06.The Obama campaign was digitally savvy, using everything from cellphones to networking sites to YouTube for their advantage in getting donations, reaching voters and getting out the vote.We can expect that the communications from the new incoming administration

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Wasilla - Police responding to a domestic disturbance Wednesday night in downtown Wasilla Alaska discovered Joe the Plumber had barricaded himself in his new home and was holding Joe Camel and Joe Sixpack hostage.According to former neighbor Average Joe in Ohio, Joe the Plumber, aka Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, had vowed to flee to Alaska if Ohio turned “blue” Tuesday night and the majority of

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Get out and vote. Get your friends and neighbors to vote. Make the margin so large that it will be impossible to steal.

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Juneau, Alaska - A large group a people from the Alaskan Independence Party surrounded the Alaska Capital Building with hundreds of snowmobiles this weekend and then seized control of the Alaska legislature in a predawn attack. Todd Palin, a leader of the Alaska Independence Party, then removed the American flag from the Capital Building and threw it in a dumpster before replacing it with the new

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Washington, D.C. - According to Administration insiders Vice President Dick Cheney was seen recently reading a tall stack of travel brochures. Per the Vice President's press office, "Vice President Cheney, having worked long and hard for the American people as a public servant, deserves a little vacation."But, inside the Beltway, the speculation is that Cheney is planning more than a "little

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Well, if you don't care for Obama don't watch t.v. tonight.There will be a "infomercial"- type Obama campaign ad tonight at 8 pm Eastern, Obama will be on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart later, and in Orlando there will be a late-night rally featuring Obama and his brand-new campaign buddy Bill Clinton.If you're a Republican, it might be a good night to read a book; may I suggest The Audacity of

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The Bush Administration is in office through the first 3 weeks of January. In all the excitement, the polls, the debates and that "lame duck" label it's easy to forget they are still in control.They have almost 3 months in which to create more chaos:The EPA, now renamed the Environmental Pollution Agency, will be lowering protections further by allowing more power plant emissions into the air.The

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I didn't make this up. It's for real. Those wacky Nebraskans! By NATE JENKINSLINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — A judge has thrown out a Nebraska legislator's lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn't properly served due to his unlisted home address. State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God.He said God has made terroristic threats against the

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Citing a "steady decline attributed to voter malaise, mistrust of politicians, and a feeling that the election outcome was a foregone conclusion", voters stayed home on election day.Whoops, sorry! Wrong country.http://www.canada.com/montrealgazette/news/story.html?id=65199b91-856b-4d21-abcd-ba4e42293b03

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Washington, D.C. - President Bush declared today that "the economy will come back better than ever."Political commentator Marcia Funebre said, "Well, hey, think of how correct Bush was on terrorists attacking the US pre-9/11, or on finding WMDs in Iraq or on Katrina reconstruction, or on global warming or on any other number of important issues. I, for one, feel greatly reassured."

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New York – Forget that old adage that womens’ hemlines control the stock market. The Dow fell below 10,000 today, crashing through the imaginary floor, going into the basement, but New York, Paris and Milan hemlines were only slightly lower than last year’s showings.The current fashion and economic link appears to be teenage boys' belt lines.Marcia Funebre of The Fashion Institute of Wasilla

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Watertown N.Y. – The Watertown High School senior class president today refused to release portions of her French homework assignment citing “executive privilege.”“I can see Canada from the upstairs bathroom window if I stand on my tiptoes and squint,” said 2009 Senior Class President Elizabeth Picard. “This gives me foreign policy experience. And, I’m class president, so that gives me executive

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What questions would you like to ask the Vice Presidential candidates?

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http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/220213.php

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Mission Accompished!http://voices.washingtonpost.com/thefix/2008/09/mccain_wins_debate.html

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Washington D.C. - Both the Obama and the McCain campaigns have announced that due to the economic crisis facing the nation they will be cancelling the scheduled debates. Instead, both the Presidential and the Vice Presidential nominees will face off in a series of classic game shows.“These game shows typically only take 30-60 minutes, which is about the maximum attention span of the American

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San Francisco – Customs agents are copying American’s private documents because custom agents feel lonely.According to a Freedom of Information Act suit filed by the Asian Law Caucus and the Electronic Frontier Foundation http://www.eff.org/press/archives/2008/09/23 US Customs agents are examining and in some cases copying “books, handwritten notes, personal photos, laptop computer files, and

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Mad Libs! (Mad-as-hell Liberals?)What are your answers to fill in the blanks?The economy is a (adjective/adverb) _____________mess, but the American (noun) ______________ are not worried because their(adjective/adverb) ______________officials can be depended upon to (verb) _________them.

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It is very understandable that at this moment we are concentrating on the economy and on the presidential races. But, just so it doesn't go completely unnoticed, you'll all sleep better knowing that on Thursday September 18, 2008 the President quietly renewed the National Emergencies Act (50 U.S.C. (d) ) until September 22, 2009. http://edocket.access.gpo.gov/2008/pdf/E8-22248.pdf

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Washington, D.C. - Comrade Bush has convened the highest commissars from the Central Planning Committee at The White Dacha today. The commissars and The Decider are discussing the next Great Leap Backwards for the economic health of the nation. All hail the commissariat! May The Decider live for a thousand years!Henny Penny, of The Decider’s press office, released this statement today from Our

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Okay, I promise I'll get back to my snarky, sarcastic self really soon (Watch This Space!!!). I just have to get one more serious post out of my system.Frank Rich of The New York Times has done a column on essentially the same subject as Friday's post "Not Funny" http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/21/opinion/21rich.html?_r=1&oref=sloginWhile Rich’s column takes the lies and distortions of the

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This isn't a "funny" so if you're looking for a laugh, give it a skip.I was watching C-Span last night. Hillary Clinton, in a speech yesterday in the Senate, said that the Wall Street meltdown was due to the rapid evolution of the banking industry under outmoded laws created in response to The Great Depression.That's correct but that's not the whole picture.Perhaps our regulations from the past

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Where is Spain? Enquiring minds want to know!http://rawstory.com/news/2008/McCain_asked_if_he_would_invite_0918.html

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In response to recent government rescues of Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, American International Group (AIG), bank failures, Bear Sterns, the bankruptcy of Lehman Brothers and the fire sale of Merrill Lynch, Sealy Mattress Corporation has introduced a line of "money saver" mattresses designed for the anxious American investor."There really is no such thing as a safe bet anymore," said Tucker Yap,

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Washington, DC - It was Uncle Sam against the market’s fierce Invisible Hand the other day in a bruising fight that spilled out of the ring and left bystanders Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac battered and reeling. Although The Invisible Hand had been the odds on favorite, Uncle Sam managed to defeat the capitalist giant with some quick timing and fancy footwork.“There’s gonna be a rematch!” bellowed

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Palin can locate Russia but still can't figure out Kuwait from Iraq......http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/13/palin.iraq/index.html

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ABC anchor Charles Gibson recently interviewed Republican Vice Presidential nominee, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. Gibson asked Palin to explain Sen. John McCain’s comment that Palin had expertise on Russia because she lives in Alaska.“They're our next-door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska -- from an island in Alaska," Palin saidThis statement shows that Palin can

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Syracuse, NY - Syracuse University Chancellor Nancy Cantor today revealed that the enrollment of Osama bin Laden in the school was the result of a CIA plot."Osama bin Laden himself did not enroll," said Chancellor Cantor, "but was enrolled by those outside the University." When asked to speculate as to the CIA's motives in enrolling the international terrorist, Ms. Cantor shook her head and

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Syracuse, NY - Osama bin Laden enrolled at Syracuse University today for the 2009 winter semester, according to University officials. University Chancellor Nancy Cantor said that SU officials have no idea why the internationally known terrorist had chosen SU over any other school of higher learning, adding, "It can't be for the weather, that's for sure."Per a University spokesperson, bin Laden

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The following 10 Commandments have been released by the Bush administration in concert with a coalition of Republican lawmakers and evangelical Christians in order to prepare the population of the United States for a full scale transition to Biblical governance expected to be completed sometime in 20101. All women must be modestly dressed when in public. Any exposure of the female body that

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http://katierush.com/funny/sarcasma.htm

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I got all excited when I heard that McCain had picked Palin! Whoa, I thought, this will be so totally cool - Palin could teach McCain the dead parrot sketch, at ballgames we'd all sing "He's A Lumberjack and He's Okay", and rather than distributing surplus cheese the government could give away goldfish named Wanda.I thought that after 8 years of misery under Bush we deserved a few laughs. I

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DEMOCRATS NOMINATE BLACK MAN FOR PRESIDENT** REPUBLICANS NOMINATE WHITE WOMAN FOR VEEP**GREEN PARTY RECYCLES, NOMINATES CARTER/GORENEW ORLEANS CELEBRATES THIRD ANNIVERSARY OF KATRINA BY HOSTING "HURRICANE REUNION TOUR" WITH GUSTAV AS OPENING ACTRUSSIA OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZES SOUTH OSSETIA; COLD WAR TO RERUN ON FALL PRIME TIME SCHEDULESSUMMER DRAWS TO CLOSE AS CHRISTMAS CATALOGS MIGRATE TO MAILBOXES

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I want to believe every single word Barack Obama said tonight. I want to believe that America's wounds will heal, that we'll regain our moral standing, that our economy will grow strong, that our children will be well-educated.I want to believe that people across all spectrums of political thought will put aside their differences. For example, I want to believe that while as Americans we may

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IRAQ SURGE WORKING; CASUALTY RATES LOWER FROM UNBELIEVABLE TO UNACCEPTABLEOLYMPIC GAMES CLOSE; USA TAKES FINAL GOLD MEDAL AS DOLLAR WINS RACE TO BOTTOM OF INTERNATIONAL MONETARY EXCHANGE RATESNATION IN SUSPENSE AS DEMOCRATS PREPARE TO SELECT PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE"WE WANT PEACE" SAYS PUTIN AS RUSSIAN TROOPS RETREAT WEST TOWARDS EUROPEENTIRE BUSH ADMINISTRATION HAPPENED IN DREAM WHILE BILL CLINTON

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Washington, DCSeizing on the recent proposed revisions to the Endangered Species Actpresumptive presidential nominee Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) today unveiled anew and ambitious energy plan. "Prices at the pump are just outrageous but the Democrats will tell youthat we can't do anything about it. Democrats will tell you we have an oilshortage and that there is an energy crisis, "said Sen. McCain. "

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Pueblo, Colorado - Today, in a hotly worded statement, Senator John McCain said that "We are all Georgians now and we must do all we can to stop the Russians from burning and pillaging Atlanta, Georgia."McCain then went on to say that, "Not since the War of Northern Aggression have we seen such savagery and destruction on a Southern city from barbarian invaders. My friends, I assure you that we

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Because of recent events such as this one, Assimilated Press is republishing this set of helpful guidelines from June 16, 2006Instructions on how to act when the police crash unannounced through your door at midnight as newly authorized by the US Supreme Court.Don't panic. Don't run. Don't make any sudden moves. Don't look the authorities directly in the eyes. Make sure your papers are in order.

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Washington, D.C.-- Alaska Senator Ted Stevens was indicted today on seven counts for not publicly disclosing hundreds of thousands of dollars he spent improving his home. The money was obtained through gifts from a private oil company. Senator Stevens claims he has never misled the American public and is innocent of all charges.The American public, meanwhile, could not care less. “I woke up

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Washington, D.C. - Assimilated Press has learned, through high-level sources in the White House, that President George W. Bush has signed an executive order that will place all registered Democratic voters under house arrest for a twenty-four hour period beginning on election day, November 4, 2008.This highly charged move and unique political strategy was proposed to the president during a closed

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The Incredible Shrinking Bush

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Republican Party = evil and corruptDemocratic Party = cowardly and corruptGreen Party = self-righteous and delusionalAmerican People = screwed

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The Democratic Party for the last 7 years has given George W. Bush virtually everything he has wanted and as a result the country is in shambles, and now this Democratic congress has eviscerated the 4th Amendment with its shameless cave-in on FISA. So, why on earth is there a Democratic Party? They are obviously part of the problem and not part of the solution.As kb said in a previous post's

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After dissing supporters and spitting on the 4th Amendment the question is, what principles will Obama betray next?

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After 21 states have declined Title V funding for abstinence-only programming and declared the abstinence-only initiative to be ineffective, the federal government has announced a new plan to entice states to accept the funding: prizes."Remember how excited you used to be as a kid when a box of cereal came with a prize?" said Mike Leavitt, Secretary of the U.S. Administration for Children, Youth

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Centerville, Ohio - It was just another day on the campaign trail for Senator John McCain who was giving his standard stump speech in front of members of the local chamber of commerce and their families when he was suddenly interrupted by a barking puppy and a crying baby girl in the audience.Thrown off-stride by this disturbance, McCain visibly became increasingly agitated as the veins in his

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Washington, D.C. - Today, in a brazen display of his absolute power, President Bush instructed his aides to place the original copy of the Constitution on the lawn of the Rose Garden. Then, in front of the entire White House press core, Bush pulled down his pants, squatted and proceeded to defecate on America's most precious document. When the president finished, he pulled up his pants and

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Does McCain send flowers to "journalists" after they are done servicing him or does he just autograph their kneepads?Election 2008 coverage, brought to you by the same corporate media that sponsored George W. Bush and the war in Iraq.

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Does Obama have any beliefs he's not willing to sacrifice in order to get elected? Apparently not.Obama throws Wesley Clark under the bus because of Media frenzy of outright lies as the major corporate news organizations continue to whore for McCain while sacrificing all journalistic integrity.What is worse, the outright pro-McCain propaganda of the media or Obama's failure to stand up to it

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The following message from Jerry Falwell was received by Assimilated Press using our experimental Postmortem ReceiverHello friends, this is Jerry Falwell speaking to you from Hell. I have to say, ending up in Hell did not come as a total surprise to me. I had been playing most of you for suckers for years and it paid really well. Religion is a great racket, probably the best con an enterprising

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Using the newest cutting edge communication technology, Assimilated Press is now the only news organization to have the ability to receive messages from the dead.By virtue of an experimental device called the Postmortem Receiver, Assimilated Press is now able to access letters and statements created by individuals from the other side. We will be releasing these communications from the dead as we

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New York, New York - Excitement is sweeping through the entertainment industry after news of a new FOX program featuring John Yoo and Kiefer Sutherland is released to the public by none other than the head honcho himself, chairman of the board and chief executive officer Rupert Murdoch.The show is called What's My Crime and is based on novelist Franz Kafka's great work In the Penal Colony. FOX's

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Washington, D.C. - President George W. Bush today signed an executive order declaring that he would remain Commander-in-Chief even after the next president is sworn in on January 20, 2009. In announcing this executive order, Bush stated that national security dictated that he "maintain control over the Pentagon and American military forces in order to protect the people of the United States from

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South Burlington, Vermont - Today, the founders of world famous Ben & Jerry's ice cream, Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, announced a new flavor to their famous production line which includes such well known favorites as the very popular Cherry Garcia, Cheesecake Brownie and Chunky Monkey. The new flavor is called Cheney's Crimson Horror and may be the most unusual flavor Ben & Jerry's has ever

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Malibu, California - Just days after saying their vows, actor Kiefer Sutherland and columnist Ann Coulter have ended up in divorce court in a bitter battle to end their brief marriage.Sources close to the unhappy couple tell Assimilated Press that problems emerged almost immediately after the ceremony and that they culminated into acrimonious shouting matches, broken furniture and several visits

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Obama joins Pelosi, Reid and Hoyer in supporting George W. Bush and the Republican Party as they repeal the Fourth Amendment.

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Given their latest capitulation to George W. Bush and their corporate masters on FISA and their open contempt for the Constitution, the question arises; Do Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid give prostitution a bad name?Please answer in the comment section below.

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Washington, D.C. - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi have come out in total support of amnesty for lawbreaking telecoms and unrestricted spying on American citizens in return for thirty pieces of silver with the promise of much more to follow.In a joint news conference, Pelosi and Reid placed their hands over their hearts and swore their allegiance to George

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Malibu, California - In a marriage made in Republican heaven, television actor Kiefer Sutherland and conservative columnist Ann Coulter were married in a private ceremony overlooking the ocean. Presiding over the solemn vows was Sutherland's best friend, Berkeley law professor John Yoo.Yoo, who based most of his legal opinions justifying and institutionalizing American use of torture on

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Is Joe Lieberman the most unethical and dishonest senator in congress or just one of the top five?

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Seattle, Washington - Research fellows at the Discovery Institute have released an alarming report that details the horrible consequences that have resulted from the legalization of gay marriage in several American localities. Essentially, these highly respected scholars who have graduated from some of the finest Bible colleges in the country have found that gay marriage has led to a surge in

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Irving, Texas - In a lavish award ceremony hosted by ex-comedian Dennis Miller, President George W. Bush was named Exxon Mobil's employee of the year. Included as part of this prestigious award was a check for 10 million dollars which will be deposited in an off-shore account in the Cayman Islands, a vacation home in Aspen, Colorado and, of course, a beautiful trophy.In presenting this honor, Rex

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Washington, D.C. - For the first time in the history of the Gallup organization, a deadly disease has received a higher favorability rating from the American people than the president of the United States. Specifically, the dreaded Bubonic Plague which has brought death and devastation since the Dark Ages is now preferred over President George W. Bush by a margin of more than two to one.In making

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As the number of primaries dwindle and the ongoing battle between Sen. Hillary Clinton and Sen. Barak Obama continues, the Democratic Party announced they will have a thumb war to decide who wins the candidacy for the 2008 Presidential Election. As one Party official stated, "We thought about having a good ol' fashioned game of rock, paper, scissors, but it just seemed too arbitrary." The Party

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Washington, D.C. - Using a toe nail clipping secretly removed from Senator Joe Lieberman while he slept, scientists at MIT were able to conduct a full range of tests and a thorough analysis of Lieberman's genetic makeup. What they found was both shocking and deeply disturbing. Senator Joe Lieberman is not from Connecticut. He is not an American. And, most shocking of all, he is not even a human

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Washington, D.C. - John McCain, who was participating in a photo-op in front of the White House to be used for the Fall campaign, was clearly surprised when President George W. Bush popped out of the Oval Office and warmly embraced him. The mortified senator, who was obviously uncomfortable being seen so closely entwined with the enormously unpopular president, had a terrified look in his eyes as

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Washington, D.C. - Assimilated Press has just learned that Chief Justice John Roberts, Justice Anton Scalia and Justice Clarence Thomas went on a drunken debauched spree to celebrate their recent Indiana voter registration ruling that effectively serves to disenfranchise millions of Democratic voters in time to help the Republican Party for the 2008 presidential election.Witnesses to the

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Washington, D.C. - In a long anticipated decision, the Supreme Court ruled that states could implement express lines for Republican voters who are overwhelmingly white while Democrats, minorities and older Americans will be forced to wait in long lines, produce three different forms of identification, pledge allegiance to the country and swear on a Christian bible that they are Americans and not

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Boston Legal takes apart the Supreme Court

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The GOP on the verge of imploding

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Washington, D.C. - Senator John McCain today officially selected Jack Bauer from the FOX television program 24 to be on his ticket as the Republican vice presidential candidate. In choosing Jack Bauer to be his running mate, McCain said, "Jack Bauer and I share the same policies and are both willing to do what it takes to make the Fatherland safe from enemies both foreign and domestic. Also, like

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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"

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Malibu, California - Shortly after being released from the Malibu Haliburton Luxury Spa & Resort where he was being treated for exhaustion and inappropriate public behavior, Kiefer Sutherland appeared with Britney Spears at the grand opening of Malibu's first Jack Bauer 24 Torture Salon.Sutherland and Spears passed out coupons for a free "get acquainted" visit to the salon and demonstrated some

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In Pa. Debate, The Clear Loser Is ABCThis is why Mickey Mouse is the most hated corporate symbol in the world.

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New York, New York - In a large rally at Madison Square Garden, News Corporation (NWS) hosted what it called A Salute to Joseph Goebbels in order to to celebrate and acknowledge the contributions that Goebbels made to the science of propaganda, contributions which have been faithfully followed by FOX News and its on-air personalities who are referred to internally at the network as Ministers of

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Bill and Hillary's 'Stockholm Syndrome'

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Los Angeles, California - Actor Kiefer Sutherland, speaking at a gathering of FOX affiliate stations, broke down and sobbingly apologized to the American people for the damage his television persona, Jack Bauer, has done to the nation and world.As tears flowed down his face, Sutherland said, "I am so sorry, so very sorry for the harm that the television program 24 and my character Jack Bauer have

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Gonzales, Yoo & Ashcroft

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New York, New York - In a decision that will have far reaching implications, the Democratic National Committee today announced that the superdelegates will no longer have any say on the selection of the Democratic presidential nominee. Instead a blue ribbon panel of supermodels will make the final selection on who will represent the Democratic Party in November.Howard Dean, head of the Democratic

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The Real McCain.

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Oxford, England - In a move that surprised few lexicographers, the Oxford English Dictionary today announced that the phrase "George W. Bush" has now become synonymous with the word "shit."Professor Elliot Trendwick, president of the International Association of Lexicographers, said "We have been expecting this decision from the experts at Oxford English Dictionary for several years now and we

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