Bush Adds Signing Statement to US Constitution

It was revealed today that President George W. Bush offered a statement which is meant to be attached as an addendum to the United States Constitution. It reads as follows:

I, George W. Bush, President of the United States, do hereby declare that, from this point on, the Constitution of the United States shall be solely interpreted by the Unitary Executive (me) and that I shall enforce those elements and amendments as I see fit in my role as Commander-in-Chief. There will be no appeal. As Commander-in-Chief my decisions are final and cannot be reversed or overruled by either the judicial or legislative branches of government.