Today's Daily Quiz: June 19, 2007

Why is a conservative like a penguin?

Today's DQ courtesy of pinko

Previous DQ: First Ladies have said "Just Say No," and "Beautify America." What
will Bill Clinton's cause be if he becomes First Husband?
Answer: A special White House intern program for sexually active teenage girls to teach them how to triangulate.

Special note to Homeland Security and Anonymous: It will include cigars and twins.