Today's Daily Quiz: July 9, 2007
What is the difference between a prostitute and Dick Cheney?
Previous DQ: Bush is famous for dressing up as a pretend navy pilot and prancing upon the deck of a destroyer like a Cocker spaniel on steroids. What costume will he put on next?
Answer: George W. Bush will next be dressing up as a French maid to Dick Cheney's Lord of the Manor.
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