Monday, July 09, 2007

Today's Daily Quiz: July 9, 2007

What is the difference between a prostitute and Dick Cheney?

Previous DQ: Bush is famous for dressing up as a pretend navy pilot and prancing upon the deck of a destroyer like a Cocker spaniel on steroids. What costume will he put on next?
Answer: George W. Bush will next be dressing up as a French maid to Dick Cheney's Lord of the Manor.

Publisher's note: Check out the other answers here.


Anonymous HaroldX said...

Prostitutes cater to individuals while Cheney has screwed the entire country.

11:00 AM  
Blogger Steaming Pile said...

Let's get the easy one out of the way: You screw the prostitute while Dick Cheney screws you.

8:45 AM  

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