Cheney Evaluating Living Abroad?

Washington, D.C. - According to Administration insiders Vice President Dick Cheney was seen recently reading a tall stack of travel brochures. Per the Vice President's press office, "Vice President Cheney, having worked long and hard for the American people as a public servant, deserves a little vacation."

But, inside the Beltway, the speculation is that Cheney is planning more than a "little vacation."

"There are over 50 countries that have no extradition treaty with the United States," said Tucker Yap, international legal scholar. "It is possible that the Vice President is looking into his options."