Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Bush Looks In Mirror, Doesn't See Reflection

The White House was thrown into a state of panic earlier this afternoon when Bush passed by a mirror and could not see his own reflection. The Secret Service, FBI and CIA were all called in a frantic attempt to locate the missing reflection. Unfortunately, they were unsuccessful. Bush was said to be in a state of emotional shock at his lack of a mirror image. Even Laura was unable to comfort him as he curled up on the floor in the fetal position and wept uncontrollably. Dick Cheney, tried to console the President by saying "I don't see what the problem is. I haven't seen my reflection in years."


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