Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Today's Daily Quiz: June 6, 2007

It is January 21, 2009. George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Karl Rove are
waiting in line at the unemployment office. As their employment
counselor what jobs do you suggest?

Today's DQ courtesy of pinko

Yesterday's DQ: Is Dick Cheney human or was he created in a lab by an evil scientist?
Answer: Cheney was created by Halliburton in an evil plot to take over the country and pillage the treasury. He was not born in Wyoming but conceived in a petri dish in Houston, Texas.

Publisher's note: Great answer kb! There is an astonishing resemblance to Mr. Hyde. Unfortunately, the Bush administration is all Hyde and no Jekyll.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Stogoe said...

I recommend George W for a position as a stable boy. At long last he'll have to clean up his own messes.

Dick Cheney I send to the country's best AI lab to figure out and reverse engineer how Cheney beat the Turing Test.

6:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stogoe, what's Rove's job?

1:00 PM  
Anonymous homeland security said...

Bush should be an exercise instructor because exercising is the only thing he really knows how to do. Cheney should be forced to dig graves so he has an idea of the extensive damage he created. Rove should work at every single county fair in America so that we all get to throw pies at him and watch him fall into the water.

1:06 PM  
Blogger SHOboy said...

Have their agent call the studio for casting for the new Stooges movie...

2:27 PM  

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