Sunday, September 30, 2007

Today's Daily Quiz: September 30, 2007

It's just about impossible nowadays to distinguish a Democrat from a Republican. What would be a simple way to tell them apart at a glance?

Today's DQ courtesy of pinko

Previous DQ: Bush once asked “Is our children learning?” He answered himself recently, “Childrens do learn.” How would Bush, in his own very special way, answer the question, “ Why do you think No Child Left Behind is a good idea?”
Answer (Thanks to America Jones): Now, what you have to understand is, childrens is competition. Competition is good. It's healthy. Competition innovates. This is America. When our childrens compete, America is better. We need a strong America. A better America. An America that competes, and where our childrens is strong. Because terrorism needs strong leadership. Leadership that understands strength, and competition. And America. And I understand a lot of people don't like my approach. I understand that. I know I have critics. But we're fighting a global war. This is a new kind of war. This is a war that requires a strong America, led by leadership. We're not going to lose this war. Our children will grow up in a better, safer America. That's my job. Thank you, and God bless America.

Publisher's note: All of the answers were great. Check the others out here.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Republicans are the ones wearing top hats, spats, and monocles.

kb

7:20 AM  
Anonymous joe said...

I'm thinking the same way you can tell worms from snakes. Though still slippery and slimy when wet, Republicans, at least, have a backbone.

1:48 PM  

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