Tuesday, April 08, 2008

George W. Bush Becomes Synonym For Shit

Oxford, England - In a move that surprised few lexicographers, the Oxford English Dictionary today announced that the phrase "George W. Bush" has now become synonymous with the word "shit."

Professor Elliot Trendwick, president of the International Association of Lexicographers, said "We have been expecting this decision from the experts at Oxford English Dictionary for several years now and we think it is long overdue. It is common knowledge that the name of the 43rd president of the United States has become synonymous with human and animal excrement. In fact, one often hears in daily usage phrases such as 'I have to take a George W. Bush' and 'What a George W. Bushy thing to do' as well as the very popular 'Oh, George W. Bush' and that's just the tip of the iceberg."

It is still not known if the FCC will ban the use of the phrase "George W. Bush" because of its long stated policy of prohibiting words that refer to excrement.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Steaming Pile said...

I think I'll spread some composted George W. Bush on my vegetable garden. It's supposed to do wonders for my tomatoes.

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.presidentialmemorial.org

2:17 PM  

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