Palin's Clothing Being Returned
Juneau – During the presidential campaign Alaska Governor Sarah Palin stated repeatedly that all clothing bought for herself and her family on a wealthy donors’ charge card belonged to the Republican Party. The clothing, worth over $150,000, is being returned to the RNC for other use.
Marcia Funebre, representing the RNC, said that certain items will be auctioned off on eBay with the proceeds going to the RNC’s favorite charity “Elect GOP 2012.” Those items of clothing that do not sell will be “put to good use.”
One person waiting to receive his share of the clothing is Joe the Plumber. “I never tried silk jockey shorts. You just never know, I might like them. Stranger things have happened, like folks in North Carolina voting for a black guy. And if I don’t like those silk shorts they’ll be good for cleaning the windshield or something.”