Joe the Plumber Holds Joe Camel and Joe Sixpack Hostage
Wasilla - Police responding to a domestic disturbance Wednesday night in downtown Wasilla Alaska discovered Joe the Plumber had barricaded himself in his new home and was holding Joe Camel and Joe Sixpack hostage.
According to former neighbor Average Joe in Ohio, Joe the Plumber, aka Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, had vowed to flee to Alaska if Ohio turned “blue” Tuesday night and the majority of state voters voted for Obama over the Republican slate.
“He was very upset Tuesday night,” said Average Joe, “He kept yelling something about ‘My 15 minutes of fame aren’t up yet! A black man was elected! It’s The End Times! Run to Alaska! Run! Run!”
Wasilla police spent 6 hours in tense negotiations with Joe the Plumber, finally securing the release of Joe Sixpack and Joe Camel only after Sean Hannity promised Joe the Plumber a guest spot on Fox television.
Per the police, Joe the Plumber indicated that he felt betrayed that both Joe Sixpack and Joe Camel had voted for Obama. A shaken Joe Sixpack told police, “Yeah, of course I voted for Obama. Just because I enjoy a beer doesn’t make me an idiot.” Joe Camel was treated at Wasilla General Hospital for minor injuries and released.