Today's Daily Quiz: June 29, 2007
It's time to retire the elephant and donkey. What animals, vegetables or minerals should be the next mascots for the Republicans and Democrats?
Previous DQ: What do Chris Matthews and Ann Coulter have in common?
Answer: They both want to have Fred Thompson's baby.
posted by Virt at 12:32 AM
3 Comments:
The Republicans can have the rabid dog as their mascot, and the Democrats will be coerced by their corporate paymasters into making their mascot an image of a dirty fucking hippy getting anally raped by a dude in riot gear.
As an aside, the slogan picked out for the Dems is "We Fuck Our Base so You Don't Have To."
Republicans should just pick something obvious: either a weasel or a snake.
Democrats new mascot should be a pussy (cat).
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