Friday, June 29, 2007

Today's Daily Quiz: June 29, 2007

It's time to retire the elephant and donkey. What animals, vegetables or minerals should be the next mascots for the Republicans and Democrats?

Previous DQ: What do Chris Matthews and Ann Coulter have in common?
Answer: They both want to have Fred Thompson's baby.


Anonymous stogoe said...

The Republicans can have the rabid dog as their mascot, and the Democrats will be coerced by their corporate paymasters into making their mascot an image of a dirty fucking hippy getting anally raped by a dude in riot gear.

6:11 AM  
Anonymous stogoe said...

As an aside, the slogan picked out for the Dems is "We Fuck Our Base so You Don't Have To."

6:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Republicans should just pick something obvious: either a weasel or a snake.

Democrats new mascot should be a pussy (cat).


7:17 AM  

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