Today's Daily Quiz: August 25, 2007
Are Bush and Cheney criminals, psychopaths or alien invaders who came to earth via a wormhole to pillage and rape the world?
Previous DQ: Will Democratic members of congress ever grow a spine and find their testicles?
Answer (thanks to Anonymous): Not unless a tornado hits Capitol Hill, swirls the building off to Oz, where it lands on and crushes Wicked Witch Mann Coulter. Then Dorothy Pelosi and Scarecrow Reid, along with Tin Man Kennedy and Cowardly Lion Murtha can all gaily skip down the Yellow Brick Road in search of the Wizard. He will return their spine (Pelosi), their testicles (Reid), their innocence (Kennedy) and their honor (Murtha). Of course, that stuff's only good in Oz, so when they click their heels together and return to Washington, it will all be only a dream.