Foolproof Strategy For Ending The War In Iraq
The following bill is entitled the "Support The Troops Bill." If it were introduced in Congress the war in Iraq would be over by Christmas.
SUPPORT THE TROOPS BILL
It is hereby resolved that all immediate family members of serving senators and representatives who are of military age shall be required to submit to an immediate draft which will lead to their rapid deployment to Iraq. This will serve to ease the burden of troops who are already on the ground and will show that the political establishment is serious about supporting the troops with more than lip service. This draft will only apply to congressional family members and will remain in effect until all American troops are withdrawn from Iraq.