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IRAQ SURGE WORKING; CASUALTY RATES LOWER FROM UNBELIEVABLE TO UNACCEPTABLE

OLYMPIC GAMES CLOSE; USA TAKES FINAL GOLD MEDAL AS DOLLAR WINS RACE TO BOTTOM OF INTERNATIONAL MONETARY EXCHANGE RATES

NATION IN SUSPENSE AS DEMOCRATS PREPARE TO SELECT PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE

"WE WANT PEACE" SAYS PUTIN AS RUSSIAN TROOPS RETREAT WEST TOWARDS EUROPE

ENTIRE BUSH ADMINISTRATION HAPPENED IN DREAM WHILE BILL CLINTON IN SHOWER