NRA Worried Obama Will Ban Backyard Nuclear Missile Silos

Denver – National Rifle Association spokesmen are worried that President-elect Obama will curb Second Amendment rights and ban backyard nuclear missile silos. Congressional House Rep. Paul Broun (Georgia-R) has deep fears that Senator Obama will turn the USA into a military dictatorship upon assuming the Presidency.

Rep. Broun said, “We’re Americans. It is our God-given right to kill things with large, phallic-shaped objects.”