Feingold Gives Bush Wedgie

Washington, D.C. - Senator Russ Feingold of Wisconsin, during a White House ceremony, surprised everyone present by walking up to President George W. Bush and giving him one of the most intense wedgies ever seen. Bush remained frozen with a pained look on his face as he muttered "mommy" over and over again in a high pitched voice. Startled onlookers and the secret service at first seemed confused and hesitant to react. Gradually, when they all realized the scope of what had just taken place, they erupted into laughter. Feingold then said, "Hell!, That was even better than a censure resolution!"

Moments later, Senator Joe Lieberman rushed to Bush's aid and undid the horrific wedgie. A clearly relieved Bush showed his gratitude by kissing the beaming Lieberman on the lips in what can only be described as an act of manly bipartisanship.