Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Today's Daily Quiz: May 29, 2007

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

None, it was all outsourced to Halliburton without a competative bid.

8:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1 Decider to explain why the bulb needs to be changed,
30,000 solders to enter the house containing the old light bulb,
10,000 electricians to change the bulb,
25,000 troops to prevent damage to the light bulb,
100 government workers to smear the reputations of anyone objecting to the change,
25,000 more troops to blow up the house containing the bulb.

it gets pretty expensive, especially considering the bulb doesn't give off any light!


9:35 AM  
Anonymous pinko said...

It took one Skipper Dude 10 days to react to the news that the light bulb was out; it took one FEMA head to be surprised that it was dark - he hadn't been told; it took 10,000 government employees to process the paperwork for a new lightbulb. It took another 10,000 members of the government to award the contract for the lightbulb to a non-local multi-national conglomerate.
It took 100 senators and 435 members of Congress to fail to demand the lightbulb be screwed in.
The lightbulb is sitting in a field somewhere.

10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

None. They have to work the dark side, if you will. Spend time in the shadows...

10:04 PM  

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