Mafia Says Bush Family Gives Organized Crime Bad Name

New York, New York - In a highly unusual development, the heads of the leading five Mafia families released a joint statement today expressing their displeasure with President Bush and his administration. They are particularly upset with his incompetence and lack of professionalism which they say reflects badly on all other members of organized crime who operate with skill and maintain high standards of professional conduct.

Antonio Snow, spokesperson for the five leading families, said "This guy Bush, he's an embarrassment. He's got no brains and he's got no balls. He's making everyone in organized crime look bad and we don't like that one bit. We've got standards. We would never tolerate anyone as stupid and sloppy as Bush's consigliere Alberto Gonzales. And this whole Iraq mess, it's a disgrace. When we go to the mats, we plan it out carefully and we know who our real enemies are. If we ran a war the way the Bush family does we'd be out of business in six months."