Fox News Given Award By al Qaeda
Karachi, Pakistan - Today, in a festive black tie gala attended by the world's leading terrorists and their state-sponsored supporters, al Qaeda gave its highest honor, the Golden Snake Award, to the Fox News Channel for their "extraordinary contribution in promoting unending war and helping to fuel hatred against America." Speaking on behalf of al Qaeda was Harry Bin Laden, half-brother to his more famous sibling, Osama.
Harry Bin Laden said, "We are forever indebted to Fox News and Rupert Murdoch for their unwavering support. We could not have asked for a better ally. In just a few short years they have done more for our cause than we could have ever expected. They promoted the silly and wasteful war in Iraq which allowed us to grow stronger in Afghanistan and Pakistan while also providing us with a training base and powerful recruitment tool. Quite simply, Fox News has aided al Qaeda every step of the way and for that we are profoundly grateful. Without Fox News and the other media organizations who followed their lead, there would not have been a war in Iraq and we most certainly would have been defeated in Afghanistan. That is why I am proud to present Fox News with the Golden Snake Award, our greatest and most prestigious honor."
Representatives of Fox News were unavailable for comment following the awards ceremony.