Not completely sure about "damaged beyond repair," but the administration clearly has changed our country.
From now on, misbehaving children will be threatened with a visit from Dick Cheney. "If you don't stop that, Cheney will come over and shoot you in the face."
An incompetent act, formerly referred to with the F word, now will be called "bushing up."
Sucking up to someone to get ahead will be called "going Gonzo."
A sexually misbehaving daughter will be called a "jenna" instead of a slut.
And a woman who loses her temper and kills an acquaintance in an auto accident will be said to have "gone all laura" on them.
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Not completely sure about "damaged beyond repair," but the administration clearly has changed our country.
From now on, misbehaving children will be threatened with a visit from Dick Cheney. "If you don't stop that, Cheney will come over and shoot you in the face."
An incompetent act, formerly referred to with the F word, now will be called "bushing up."
Sucking up to someone to get ahead will be called "going Gonzo."
A sexually misbehaving daughter will be called a "jenna" instead of a slut.
And a woman who loses her temper and kills an acquaintance in an auto accident will be said to have "gone all laura" on them.
Well said, MIke!
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