Senator Harry Reid Sells Soul To Lucifer & George W. Bush
Washington, D.C. - Today, in a small private ceremony in a dark smoke-filled back room in the Capital Building, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid signed a binding contract in which he voluntarily sold his eternal soul to Lucifer and Lucifer's Washington representative, President George W. Bush.
Sources close to Senator Reid have told Assimilated Press that, according to the contract, Reid exchanged his soul for a luxury villa in Argentina, a numbered Swiss bank account and a guarantee that he will live to the ripe old age of 150.
Assimilated Press has also learned that negotiations for this contract have been ongoing since the Democrats took control of Congress and that to show he was acting in good faith, Reid agreed to function during this period before the contract was signed as if it were in full effect which is why every piece of legislation that Lucifer has presented to Congress through his agent, George W. Bush, has passed since the Democrats took control of Congress.
Lucifer is set to celebrate another victory in the next few days when his FISA bill granting amnesty to major telecommunications companies that engaged in criminal acts against the people of the United States and the Constitution is set to pass. This FISA bill with Telecom amnesty was written by other agents of Lucifer including Senator Jay Rockefeller and Vice President Cheney,
In proclaiming his satisfaction with purchasing yet another soul in the nation's capital, Lucifer said, "I've been in the soul buying business for a long time but it still amazes me how quickly these cheap politicians are willing to throw away all of their principles and betray their constituents. And what do they get in return? Usually more power, some pieces of silver, a few whores and a longer life."
Commenting on the deal, Tim Russert of NBC News said, "In signing this contract, Senator Reid joins a long list of prominent people, including myself and several members of the Supreme Court, who have made similar deals. That is why I salute him and say welcome to the team."
7 Comments:
Reid and Pelosi are making it very hard to support the Democrats in the next election. What's the point of a Democratic majority if there is no difference in what passes congress?
I agree Georgiablue. The Republicans are snakes, and the Democrats are, well, I can't think of anything bad enough to call them. At least with the Repubs, you know what you're getting. The Dems betrayed our trust and have shown themselves to be Republicans in disguise, bought and paid for.
I've gotten to the point where I can't look at the news anymore. I check the headlines and shudder. AP is the only place I read the whole story. The rest of them are all liars, anyway.
kb
I would have figured he'd sell his soul for a bagful of magic beans.
What a joke just to mention a few names like Senator Harry Reid, President G W Bush, Dick Cheny, Al Gore, Bill and Hillary Clinton, both House of Congress, Tim Russet and others have been Luciferians from birth most of them made their packs with Lucifer at the age of 16 which is none as the son of the demolay. In actual fact they have followed in the foot steps of their father George Washington who became one with Lucifer in 1753 on the 4th of August Lodge # 4 Fredericksburg Virginia bear in mind George Washington was merely Lucifer's begotton son of perdition. All high level freemasons 33% degree know that they honor and serve Lucifer remeber what Albert Pike said in his letter adressed to all Government leaders on the 14th of July (Tammuz)1889 Paris France by saying that Freemasonry is not of a Satanic doctrine but of a Luciferian one Yes Lucifer is god so President Gw Bush skull and Bonesman #322 knows exactly what he is doing from behind closed doors of his Fiat Lux temple in the his scottish rite temple in Washington DC. The catch 22 is the Apotheosis of George Washington bear in mind the word apotheosis literally means to raise a person to the rank of a god or icon, or what about Public Law 102-14 not to mention the term Yodh or Mahahbon that George Washington chanted thrice in 1793 after laying the cornerstone both the above terms relate to Lucifer so does the # 888 like GW to temples add up to 888 like the washington monument 555 + 333 for the Alexandra Lodge # 22 in Virginia which equals to 888, if you add 888 + 888 it adds up to Freemasonry controlled Government new world order conspiracy theory 1776. Please read Jude 4 for explanation to the above well in the end all Lucifer and his soldiers lose and we the Bride of Lord Jesus The Christ Emmanuel win hades is going to be very hot for Bush and Reid and all Luciferians well Mr. Bush your true number as the false prophet is # 555.
Hey Anonymous, is your keyboard broken? No, I see a few periods and commas, but they seem to be randomly placed. Does this mean that the rules of punctuation are part of the great conspiracy? Should I be afraid of using a properly placed semi-colon? Please advise ...
It is very amazing to see how they are stupid. In anyway they serve Satan and they believe that he will win against The Lord, the allmigthy.... even if it's written in the bible that satan will failled pitifully under the brightness of God, they still believe in him. Let me tell you first God created lucifer, so He is as powerfull as him. HE also has the power to destroy him. And every eyes will see the end. so when you think a little beat you believe the bigger. Secondly, lucifer was the prettiest angel that he had made, so that he swelled of pride and wanted angels to adore him. All that to say, SATAN WILL NEVER SHARE HIS GLORY WITH ANYBODY OR ANYTHING.Not EVEN MEN THAT BELIEVE THEY tHEY ARE HELPING HIM TO WIN BECAUSE BEFORE ALL, WE ARE THE LAST CREATION OF GOD, THEN SATAN HATES US AND ANY KIND OF HUMAIN OF ALL THE EARTH. HOWEVER YOU SPEND YOUR TIME TO SERVE HIM. HE ONLY WANTS YOUR SOUL IN THE BURNING PLACE OF HELL. He uses lies mockery and traps to have you. The simple fact you don't believe in God means He have you... for the moment. But The Lord is giving you a REAL chance to save your soul from dead, not physical, but eternal. ALL is written in the bible. There is no events that happen without be written in the words of God. Trust him. HE'S IN CONTROL.
Interesting post. I do believe that all this politicians demons are working for Satan, but the question is; Where do you get all this info from? Just wondering...
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