Thursday, December 20, 2007

Democrats & Republicans Look To East Germany As Model For USA

Washington, D.C. - Democratic leaders today joined the Republicans in endorsing President Bush's transformation of America from a democracy into a police state and pledged their total obedience to the Unitary Executive as He assumes complete control over the citizens of the country.

Citing North Korea as a nation with virtually no crime or disobedience, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid jointly issued the following statement with Senator Orin Hatch of Utah, "In North Korea there is no crime and the population follows all directives and orders from their Leader. This is the type of government that President Bush desires for America and we will do everything in our power to help make his dream a reality."

President Bush, while acknowledging his admiration for the North Korea system of government, said that he and Vice President Cheney also appreciate the old style of governance from the now defunct East Germany where the government had a dossier on everyone. Wistfully musing to himself, the president said, "Perhaps we can combine the best features of North Korea and East Germany into the new Constitution of the United States that is being written for us by John Yoo."


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