Rush Limbaugh Responsible for Swine Flu Pandemic
Atlanta, GA - The Center for Disease Control (CDC) today declared that inflammatory radio talk show personality Rush Limbaugh was responsible for the spread of swine flu in the United States.
"Let's face it," said Tammy Flew, spokesperson for the CDC, "the man is a pig. Really. That's not a metaphor. We've checked his DNA; ol' Rush is a porker. That's all, folks!"
Public Relations executives for Mr. Limbaugh did not return repeated calls for comment.