Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Bush Swims the Yangtze River

Major news outlets including Fox News, MSNBC and CNN are reporting that President Bush demonstrated his great physical prowess and leadership abilities by swimming across the Yangtze River. Shortly thereafter, Bush declared himself President for Life.


Anonymous Isis1 said...

This reminds me of the "mission accomplished" stuffed crotch picture of Bush. Ohhh, such manliness. What was that anyway? Gym socks?

9:31 PM  

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