Armageddon USA Opens In South Carolina
Charleston, South Carolina - Families can now enjoy the fun, thrills and excitement of Armageddon in an amazing reenactment of the violent destruction of the world at America's newest amusement park, Armageddon USA. At this state of the art facility, visitors will be treated to graphic displays of nonbelievers being torn to pieces by pitchfork toting angels bent on heavenly revenge. And, the children will cheer as mighty crusading armies of righteousness slay all in their path as they march forever forward to the golden gates of the New Kingdom.
Fortunately, the fun doesn't stop there. This 45 acre park comes equipped with plenty of rides, such as the very popular Holy Moses roller coaster that parts the Red Sea as you flee from Pharaoh's army. Of course, no trip to Armageddon USA would be complete without getting your very own personally signed autograph from the animatronic likeness of Jesus Christ, sure to impress all of your friends and family.
Finally, after a long day of rides and general merriment, you can stop at the End Times Bar & Grill for a nice meal before heading home. A word of advice, for dessert, skip the devil's food cake and order the paradise peach pie instead.