Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Today's Daily Quiz: May 30, 2007

Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Lynne Cheney, and James
Dobson are treading water stranded in the middle of the ocean. They each
have one hand on the same life preserver ring. They all know the ring is
just adequate enough to keep 1 person afloat. Who survives?

Today's DQ courtesy of pinko

Yesterday's DQ answer: None, they don't believe in light, only darkness.

Publisher's note: The readers were way ahead on yesterday's DQ and not only got the correct answer but also came up with some better more elaborate ones. I have a feeling that this is going to happen often. Also, pinko has come up with some suggestions to make the DQ even more fantastic, such as open voting for best answers. So, expect changes and improvements to come. And please, feel free to send any suggestions regarding the DQ that you would like to see in the future.


Anonymous Stogoe said...

There are no survivors. When a pack of rabid dogs has no one else to terrorize, they turn on each other.

6:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They all do. They're such bloated gasbags, they float.


7:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lynne Cheney, and James Dobson perish first as James Dobson starts a fight with Ms Cheney and in the process of grabbing her hands to force her off they both float off locked in embrace.
Rush Limbaugh, leaves ssecondly as he attempts to bribe Bill o’Riley with oxicottyn he has in his pocket loosing his grip floating away.
Bill O'Reilly, is next when he releases voluntarily to change batteries in electrical device and floats away saying “i love myself, oh I love myself i may die but i’ll be smiling when i do.”
Ann Coulter, is left alone and immediately parishes as no one is left to learn from her intellegence

3:06 PM  

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