Thursday, May 31, 2007

Today's Daily Quiz: May 31, 2007

What is the difference between the Piltdown Man and George W. Bush?

Yesterday's DQ answer: Before they can fight over who gets the life preserver, they are attacked and eaten by two giant white sharks. Afterwards, one of the white sharks says to the other, "I love right-wingers, they're delicious."

4 Comments:

Anonymous Stogoe said...

One was thought to be a legitimate fossil, and later found out a hoax, and the other killed hundreds of thousands of people to show his Daddy that he did too have a penis.

7:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No real difference: Piltdown Man was found under rocks. Bush lives under a rock.

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Erika said...

One was created by a liar and the other is a liar.

5:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no difference, they are both phoneys.

6:16 PM  

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