Cheney Died And Rose Again
Washington, D.C. - According to the website www.zaplife.org the Indwelling Cardiac Device (ICD) replaced in Vice President Dick Cheney's heart must be tested for proper functioning prior to the chest suture being closed. Evidently the only way for a device to be tested is for the doctors to induce an arrhythmic heartbeat, which then leads to cardiac arrest, which leads to death. This is part of the routine testing of such a device in the controlled environment of a surgical suite under the watchful eyes of appropriate medical staff.
This means that Dick Cheney, for a nanosecond or two, was dead prior to being brought back to life by the proper functioning of the device and that George W. Bush was but a heartbeat away from the presidency.
Written for Assimilated Press by roving reporter pinko