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Thursday, October 04, 2007
Breaking: Bush & Cheney May Accept Exile To Saudi Arabia
Washington, D.C. - Assimilated Press has learned that President Bush and Vice President Cheney are currently negotiating terms for their exile to Saudi Arabia. It is believed that each man is demanding a minimum of one billion euros and immunity from prosecution. More details to follow.