Thursday, October 04, 2007

Breaking: Bush & Cheney May Accept Exile To Saudi Arabia

Washington, D.C. - Assimilated Press has learned that President Bush and Vice President Cheney are currently negotiating terms for their exile to Saudi Arabia. It is believed that each man is demanding a minimum of one billion euros and immunity from prosecution. More details to follow.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Erika said...

Saudi Arabia took Idi Amin so they should be willing to take Bush and Cheney.

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just heard today that the punishment for being gay in Saudi Arabia is something like 7,000 lashes in public. I'm just sayin'.

kb

5:49 PM  
Anonymous joe said...

I've always suspected the Bush administration was in bed with the Saudis, but I never suspected they might be IN bed with the Saudis.....baddabing!

11:21 AM  

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