Thursday, October 04, 2007

Breaking: Bush & Cheney May Accept Exile To Saudi Arabia

Washington, D.C. - Assimilated Press has learned that President Bush and Vice President Cheney are currently negotiating terms for their exile to Saudi Arabia. It is believed that each man is demanding a minimum of one billion euros and immunity from prosecution. More details to follow.


Anonymous Erika said...

Saudi Arabia took Idi Amin so they should be willing to take Bush and Cheney.

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just heard today that the punishment for being gay in Saudi Arabia is something like 7,000 lashes in public. I'm just sayin'.


5:49 PM  
Anonymous joe said...

I've always suspected the Bush administration was in bed with the Saudis, but I never suspected they might be IN bed with the Saudis.....baddabing!

11:21 AM  

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