Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Today's Daily Quiz: January 16, 2008

We haven’t heard or seen anything about the Veep in quite a while, which gives Americans the same uneasy feeling parents of young children have when realizing “Uh, oh….things are too quiet.”

Where’s Cheney and what is he doing so quietly?

Today's DQ courtesy of pinko

Previous Daily Quiz:To commemorate the final year of the Bush Administration we need a new category of greeting cards, "Oops!", to send on those occasions when you really don't know what to say because you're speechless. Examples of some Oops! cards might be: "Congratulations! Heard You Finally Found the E-mails!", "Thinking of You and the Thought Police," "My Sympathy To You and Yours on the Death of Democracy," "Sorry to Hear You're Still Under the Weather in New Orleans," and "Happy Presidential Sentence Commutation Anniversary!" What are some other Oops! cards?
Answer: All were great. Check them out here.


Anonymous Steaming Pile said...

Building a death star? Thought I'd get the easy one out of the way.

7:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dick is probably busy wrapping up a few financial details, and supervising construction of his new home/bunker/complex in a country with no extradition treaty with the USA.

As if our goverment would ever actually punish high-level crimes! Ha ha!!


11:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Erasing e-mail, destroying tapes and shredding paperwork?

12:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, unlike small children, Cheney is NOT sticking his finger in the electrical socket, drowning in the bathtub or playing in traffic.

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Lilith said...

Well, as we all know, Cheney not only doubles as the VP, but also the Evil Emperor in that Galaxy Far, Far Away. What not very many people know is that he is also Bat Man's arch-enemy, the Penguin.

As such, Crash-Cart splits his time between planning the Empire's return, and waddleing around Gotham City's underbelly.

12:35 AM  
Blogger Mike Rappaport said...

Cheney actually died three months ago, and the replacement android isn't quite ready yet.

9:36 AM  

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