Ben & Jerry's Name Flavor After Dick Cheney

South Burlington, Vermont - Today, the founders of world famous Ben & Jerry's ice cream, Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, announced a new flavor to their famous production line which includes such well known favorites as the very popular Cherry Garcia, Cheesecake Brownie and Chunky Monkey. The new flavor is called Cheney's Crimson Horror and may be the most unusual flavor Ben & Jerry's has ever produced.

Cheney's Crimson Horror is a delightfully sweet concoction of vanilla ice cream generously mixed with beef blood and raw chunks of goat liver. It may not be everyone's cup of tea but it is expected to do well in the red states where Cheney is still popular and where they like their ice cream loaded with fresh organ meat straight from the slaughter house.