Senator Diane Feinstein Believes In The Tooth Fairy
Washington, D.C. - Senator Diane Feinstein has a history of supporting President Bush's tax cuts for the rich and his failed policy in Iraq which makes her partially responsible for the massive budget deficit and the disaster in Iraq. Now, she has come out in favor of Leslie Southwick, an extremist racist misogynistic homophobic bigot, for a lifetime appointment to the federal judiciary.
Despite Southwick's long record against minorities, women and civil rights, Feinstein said "Southwick talked to me and told me he is a decent man. That is good enough for me so I will support him."
Feinstein later said that she also believes in the Tooth Fairy, that the moon is made of cheese, and that she is a politician with integrity, all demonstrably false.