Thursday, August 02, 2007

Supreme Court Rules Democrats Have No Standing

Washington, D.C. - In a five to four decision, the Supreme Court of the United States today ruled that Democrats and other non-Republicans have no standing to petition the Court for redress.

Speaking for the majority, Chief Justice John Roberts said, "My colleagues and I who voted in the majority for this decision are Republicans. We were placed on the court by Republicans for the sole purpose of advancing Republican ideology, power and financial benefit. That is why we are here and that is our mission. Democrats and other non-Republicans stand in the way of advancing the one-party state and are therefore considered enemies of the Court without standing."

In another decision, the Supreme Court ruled that Halliburton and Exxon Mobil may avoid answering any questions in criminal and civil proceedings by claiming Executive Privilege because of their close affiliation with both Vice President Cheney and President George W. Bush.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Erika said...

The Roberts court with its right wing gang of five is great as long as you are not a woman, a minority, a Democrat or someone who believes in freedom and justice for all. On the other hand, if you are a major corporation or a corrupt Republican politician, this is your kind of Court.

3:31 PM  
Anonymous GeorgiaBlue said...

Senator Feinstein stabs her supporters in the back once again by voting for a right wing racist homophobic bigot to a lifetime judicial appointment. What the hell is wrong with Feinstein?

4:47 PM  
Anonymous stogoe said...

Come on, georgia blue, let's be reasonable. Was there ever going to be a Bush nominee that wouldn't fit the description of "right wing racist homophobic bigot"?

And besides, the mountain of dry powder is really comfy to lay down on, and if they had to use their powder to defend the constitution, they wouldn't have it to lie down on any more. And their invitations to the cocktail party circuit would have conveniently been 'lost in the mail'. Those cocktail parties are really something.

6:57 AM  

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