Bush Statue To Be Added To Lincoln Memorial
Washington, D.C. - An official decree released today from the Ministry of Exalted Figures instructs the Department of Homeland Security to begin immediate construction of a statue honoring our war time president and commander in chief, George W. Bush. Because the statue must be finished in time for the inauguration ceremonies signifying the start of President Bush's third term in 2009, the decree authorizes the use of prison labor and illegal immigrants who will be given a six month stay before being deported.
Searching for the perfect location for the presidential likeness was not easy. Washington, D.C. is filled with many monuments and the best locations have already been taken. That is why the president, himself, decided on placing his statue in the Lincoln Memorial. Bush's statue will be positioned to show him standing next to Lincoln with his hand on the sitting president's shoulder.
The Lincoln Memorial will henceforth be known as the Bush-Lincoln Memorial.