Monday, June 26, 2006

Iranian President Sends Bush Flowers

Tehran, Iran - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today sent President George W. Bush a dozen roses, a box of Whitman's chocolates and a thank you card in appreciation for the Iraq war. Ahmadinejad said "George W. Bush is the best friend the Iranian government has ever had. For many, many years we were at war with Iraq, millions died, and yet Iraq remained out of our grasp. Now, thanks to my good friend, George, we control Iraq and will soon turn it into a fundamentalist state run from Tehran. We owe all of this to one person, President George W. Bush."

Citing national security concerns, the White House refused to comment on these gifts from the President of Iran. Press Secretary Tony Snow did say, however, that "President Bush spent a full three-hour work day protecting the American people from evil doers before departing for a month long vacation to his 'ranch' in Crawford, Texas."


Anonymous RobertE said...

Your blog has become the best part of my mornings. Thanks for the laughs!

10:31 AM  
Blogger nunya said...

another good one, thanks

6:10 PM  

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