Blogging Increases Frequency Of Sex And Lowers Cholesterol

Cambridge, Massachusetts - A recent study by Harvard University found that people who blog have sex more often than their nonblogging counterparts. Furthermore, bloggers find sex more satisfying and are better equipped to please their partners both emotionally and physically. However, there was one exception. the Harvard study showed that conservative bloggers have less sex than the general public and that they also suffer from shockingly high levels of impotence and frigidity.

Dr. Mona Moore, who led the study, said "We were very surprised to find such a wide disparity between liberal and conservative bloggers. We don't know what to attribute it to but it is strikingly apparent that liberal bloggers, as a group, are happier and have much more gratifying sex lives. On the other hand, conservative bloggers seem very unhappy. They were rude to our research assistants and lacked many basic social skills."

Researchers also discovered that blogging led to dramatically reduced levels of cholesterol. Unfortunately, like the previous finding, these results did not apply to conservative bloggers who were found to suffer from heightened levels of hypertension and blocked arteries.

The full study will be published in the next issue of The Journal of the American Medical Association.