Monday, July 03, 2006

Bush Vetoes Recent Supreme Court Decision

Washington, D.C. - In an elaborately staged ceremony in the White House Rose Garden, George W. Bush vetoed the recent Supreme Court decision requiring the President to follow the United States Constitution and Geneva Conventions regarding the right of prisoners to due process and a fair and impartial trial. In issuing this first veto of his administration, Bush said the decision hampered his ability to fight terrorism and further declared "This veto of the Supreme Court decision is the right thing for America and the war against terror. Now that the Supreme Court's decision has been vetoed, I hope they get back to work and present me with a better decision that I can accept."

Scholars immediately began debating whether or not the president has the right to veto a Supreme Court decision. John Yoo, speaking on Fox News, said "Yes, of course he has the right to veto a Supreme Court decision. In fact, I would say that it is clearly the Supreme Court that is wrong here." Vice President Cheney's Chief of Staff David Addington and Attorney General Alberto Gonzales agreed saying it is well within the president's power to issue such a veto.

Members of the Supreme Court who were in the majority for this decision could not be reached for comment.


Anonymous RobertE said...

This is very funny but I hope you're not giving Bush any ideas!

9:38 AM  
Blogger Bill Diamond said...

Funny stuff. I'll link to you.

5:40 PM  
Blogger Mark said...

This should be in The Onion

9:35 AM  
Anonymous April F said...

Oh, come now, this is obviously parody. Bush never vetoes anything

12:40 PM  

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