Friday, August 11, 2006

The Devil In Miss Coulter

Sherman Oaks, California - Hoping to cash in on her notoriety as an ultra-offensive right-wing pundit, Ann Coulter has branched into the world of adult films with her first feature length pornographic movie entitled The Devil in Miss Coulter.

In this extremely graphic triple X release, Miss Coulter performs an astonishing variety of politically charged sex acts that are meant to convey her conservative values while also appealing to fans of hardcore entertainment. In one scene, Coulter performs oral sex on a group of Minute Men vigilantes as they hunt illegal immigrants along the border with Mexico. In another striking scene, filmed in the Capital Building with the assistance of the Republican caucus, Coulter replicates Messalina's famous palace orgy in which Messalina wins a bet by servicing more men than Rome's leading prostitute.

Moreover, true conservative cinema buffs are sure to be thrilled by the films climactic ending which features a fivesome with Dick Cheney, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity and Joe Lieberman as you've never seen them before.

Michael Medved, film critic and radio host, said after viewing The Devil in Miss Coulter, "Wow! I never in my life thought I would recommend a pornographic movie but this has got everything, excitement, a story, pathos, and very, very hot sex. This has got to be the best film I've seen all year."

The Devil in Miss Coulter is being distributed by 20th Century Fox and is scheduled for wide release in September.


Blogger Donna said...

don't give miss coulter any ideas! i am sure she would preform enthusiastically if promised that her revenue would be given to the right wing thinktank of her choice (or to elect dick cheny to some future office). btw, any fisting in this extravaganza?

10:28 AM  
Blogger FaulknA said...

What, no hot lesbo action? Don't we get to see her in leather and high heels, holding a whip while she looms over Rush and prepares to give him what he really wants? I mean if she's going to go all the way, why not go there too?

11:14 AM  
Anonymous pinko said...

So, do we find out if Coulter is really a tranny? That adam's apple she's got there is a little conspicuous....

1:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

little bet of this..little bit of that and Bush-Dick erections can extent to China after the middle east feast is finished..M4G ..mimi for Nevada...A4 C Arlond 4 Gov in CA and B $ B Bush 4 Bullshit.As long as this gang hanging around we will see these trash deciding our future.Coulter who..colt horse F*

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you have RUINED me for porn!

7:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a fella who was born in the Middle East, and, well, you know, I think it would be funny too, if Ann was bent over a desk and done by a guy, an Arab asking her about religious and philosophical issues, like why does Rush have a small and limp...and stuff....

2:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still think she is a man in drag.

8:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She used 2 B Guccioni Jr's girl 4 6 years

8:17 PM  
Blogger bodhi said...

I want to see some "hot" dog sex with her and a pit bull

2:06 PM  

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