Wednesday, September 06, 2006

ABC Feeds Off Bones Of Dead & Disdains History

New York, New York - Officials at ABC-TV and its corporate parent, The Walt Disney Company, admitted today that their "docudrama" The Path to 9/11 is virtually a complete fabrication with little factual content. They also acknowledged that its purpose is to place the blame for 9/11 squarely on the Clinton administration while completely absolving the Bush administration of any responsibility, even though the events of 9/11 occurred well into the Bush administration which ignored many warnings of the impending catastrophe.

ABC and Disney executives further stated that it was their intent to try to help the Republican party in time for the November elections. Said Robert A. Iger, President and Chief Executive Officer of The Walt Disney Company, "Of course, we did this to help Bush and the Republicans. That's how it works. We scratch their backs and they scratch ours. Why else would we hire right-wing writers and producers with strong Republican ties to come up with this crap."

Also, in response to protests by the families of the victims of 9/11 who said that ABC and The Walt Disney Company were using lies and distortions about the horrific deaths of their loved ones for ill-gotten gain, Iger replied, "History is what we say it is. If they want facts and truth, let them get their own god damn network."

Iger refused to comment on ABC/Disney's next major docudrama, How Bush Won the Medal of Honor in Vietnam.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Shasta Blue said...

Most excellent!!! Wow, this is just the kind of reporting this country needs.

10:04 AM  
Anonymous Masala said...

You got that right. ABC is shameless, the Bushies are desperate, the right wing cultists are clueless and what's left of our democracy is in peril. Thanks for always cutting through the carp. Love your sense of humor.

3:30 PM  
Blogger lenni said...

This is great stuff. I hope you put this all over any of the places you possibly can. That's what F'Head does and it works everytime. I'm a journalists too, and your lead will definitely leave readers understanding just what ABC and the White House are doing!! This is perfect. BTW, this is my first visit to your site. Love it.

7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The immaturity with which you regard President Bush and republicans is hardly worth commenting on, but to say the least it shows your complete selling out to the idea that you have to hate everything Bush does. I am a supporter of the man, but don't necessarily agree with all of his administration has done. You people and esp. those that commented are a bit extreme and in the last comment- straight up rude

12:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rude? How Rude!!!

12:04 PM  

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