Karl Rove Has Compromising Photos Of Disney CEO

Burbank, California - Assimilated Press has learned that Karl Rove has told friends and close advisers that he has compromising photographs of Robert A. Iger, the President and Chief Executive Officer of The Walt Disney Company and that is why Iger will do anything Rove tells him to do. Apparently, these photographs include call girls dressed as Mickey, Pluto, and Goofy, and a game they play called "The Magic Castle Hideaway."

Iger was not available for comment on this latest controversy and calls to Disney's corporate headquarters were not returned by press time. However, a spokesperson for the Cartoon Fantasy Escort Service confirmed to Assimilated Press that there have been numerous requests from a very high profile client in Burbank, California that involve their most expensive "escorts" dressed as some of Disney's most popular characters for services that are definitely not PG rated.

In other news, The Walt Disney Company and ABC have announced plans to follow their latest docudrama, The Path to 9/11, with a new docudrama entitled How George W. Bush Saved America From Invading Venezuelans.