Thursday, January 18, 2007

Blair Says "I Am Not A Poodle I Am A Man"

London, England - In an upcoming interview in Assimilated Press, Prime Minister Tony Blair angrily states that he is not Bush's poodle and that his complete subservience to the American president is based on his sycophantic nature and not his canine bloodline. He also claims that he was once in a three-way telephone conversation with the American president and God in which they discussed the war in Iraq and the national health policy. Unfortunately, Blair insisted that he could not divulge the details of this extraordinary conversation because of the risk that strategic information that God shared with both leaders would fall into the hands of the insurgents as well as the Tories and Democrats.

Coming soon, the full interview.


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