Bush Calls Surge "Viagra For Iraq-ra"

Washington, D.C. - Trying to turn the latest "new and improved" Iraq war plan into a catchy phrase that can more easily be sold to the American people, White House spin masters have come up with "Viagra for Iraq-ra." While this phrase is grammatically tortured and less than coherent, top officials at both the Pentagon and the Bush administration believe it will give the public something they can rally around. Of course, this marketing strategy fits in well with the president's notorious fascination with phallic imagery which many independent psychologists have attributed to his own personal shortcomings.

In explaining this "Viagra for Iraq-ra" approach, President Bush said "This new plan of mine will bring the Iraq war to a sudden and powerful climax which will greatly satisfy the people of the region who will wake up the next morning with respect and admiration for the firmness and staying power of the United States of America."