Thursday, December 14, 2006

Pentagon Divorces Republican Party After Iraq Disaster

Washington, D.C. - Numerous high ranking officials at the Pentagon have told Assimilated Press that the American military has ended its close affiliation with the Republican Party in what amounts to an acrimonious divorce. These sources angrily stated that the entire civilian leadership of the Bush administration has abused the trust of America's fighting men and women and mislead the nation into a quagmire that has severely tarnished the image and fighting capacity of the American military for generations to come.

General Pete 'Crusty' Armstrong was one of the few officials willing to risk his career by speaking on the record. He said, "Our affiliation with the Republicans has been disastrous. They have led us to ruin and sorrow. They have destroyed our reputation and, in the end, blamed us for their terrible judgment and mistakes. When we, in the Pentagon, made the strategic decision to join forces with the Republican Party, we thought it would make the country stronger and safer. Man, we could not have been more wrong. We should have joined with the Democrats or at least stayed neutral. The only thing the Republicans have done is waste thousands of lives and billions of dollars. Sure, Halliburton and Exxon Mobil come out of this in great shape. It's our troops who are suffering and what for? So Iran can pick up the pieces of Iraq and Bush can pretend that he isn't the same coward who was AWOL during the Vietnam War. We were fools for thinking that the Republican Party was our natural ally and now we are paying the price for our mistake."

The White House has refused numerous requests to comment on this report.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank you General for speaking the truth. Now if Dems in Congress had the cajones to do the same.
For this batshit crazy mother effin Bush, there is only one answer, Chimpeachment Now! And he's going to force the country to do it. We, the people and the congress don't want too, but by year's end the mess will be so bad we the people will demand it. After another 1,000 dead and 10,000 maimed Americans, their blood is on Bush's hands.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a Viet Nam vet (Capt usmcR, helicopter pilot) I saw several of my friends die for the lies of McNamera, Johnson, and Nixon. I carried hundreds of dying and wounded Marines out of the field for those liars. Now I see the same old BS happenning again--good men dying for politician's lies!

I say impeach the chimpanzee-in-chief, incarcerate him for crimes against humanity and nature, bind himover to the ICC, and put him the the same cell w/ Saddam. The last general to leave Iraq can throw the keys to the crowd, to do with as they wish.!!

Also, if bush wishes to attack Iran, congress should tell him that he may do so only with his own money, congress will NOT allot any money for war w/ Iran.


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