Saturday, March 03, 2007

Clarence Thomas To Star In Porno Film With Ann Coulter

Sherman Oaks, California - Following the enormous success of her first pornographic film, The Devil in Miss Coulter, right-wing pundit Ann Coulter has signed a contract with Rupert Murdoch and 20th Century Fox to make another full length triple-x extravaganza. Also, in a surprising casting decision that is designed to appeal to her deeply conservative base of fans that made her first film such a smash hit, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has agreed to costar with Ms. Coulter in exchange for a lucrative contract that is said to be in seven figures.

The title of the film is Two Ho's and production is expected to start in May.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Beatrice said...

Michael Medved gave Ann Coulter's first porno film a rave review.

10:23 PM  
Anonymous The Male Amazon said...

Clarence Thomas and Ann Coulter, in the same flick, doing the "Nasty"?

Excuse me while I toss my waffles!

9:26 PM  

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