Thursday, February 22, 2007

Dead President Rises From Grave To Denounce Bush

Quincy, Massachusetts - Former President John Adams, held a press conference today to counter the claims of President George W. Bush that he is similar to former President George Washington.

President Bush, in a prepared address at Mt. Vernon over President's Day weekend, compared George Washington's resolve during the American Resolution to the need for resolve concerning the war in Iraq, among several other inferences of connections between the first president and the forty-third.

Former President Adams, who was Vice President under Washington, released this statement: "Mr. President, I served with George Washington. I knew George Washington. George Washington was a friend of mine. Mr. President, you're no George Washington."

Written for Assimilated Press by roving reporter pinko


Anonymous ArroyoGrande said...

Somebody give Bush a bottle of bourbon and tell him to go sit in the corner.

12:23 AM  

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