Clarence Thomas To Star In Porno Film With Ann Coulter

Sherman Oaks, California - Following the enormous success of her first pornographic film, The Devil in Miss Coulter, right-wing pundit Ann Coulter has signed a contract with Rupert Murdoch and 20th Century Fox to make another full length triple-x extravaganza. Also, in a surprising casting decision that is designed to appeal to her deeply conservative base of fans that made her first film such a smash hit, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has agreed to costar with Ms. Coulter in exchange for a lucrative contract that is said to be in seven figures.

The title of the film is Two Ho's and production is expected to start in May.