Sunday, April 22, 2007

Republican Party Officially Classified As Cult

Washington, D.C. - The American Psychiatric Association today officially listed the Republican Party as a cultist organization and said that membership in the Republican Party constituted a psychological disorder requiring immediate treatment.

Dr. Frederick T. Collins, one of the world's most renowned psychiatrists and recognized leader in the field of human deviant behavior, commented on this groundbreaking decision by saying, "The American Psychiatric Association had no choice but to list the Republican Party as a cultist group because they fit the profile perfectly. Members of this cult accept the diktats of their leaders without question. They disregard inconvenient facts and believe outlandish stories that even an eight year old child would laugh at. They even have their own system of reinforcement called the Fox News Channel where their fantasies and extremism are constantly fed by a steady stream of misinformation that includes the character assassination of their opponents. We have seen this behavior in other countries at various times in history and the outcome is never good."

The American Psychiatric Association advises all members of the Republican Party to seek professional help from mental health experts as soon as possible.


Anonymous pinko said...

Hmm...the APA?

Charles Krauthammer is a psychiatrist and James Dobson is a psychologist. I'm not sure going to a member of the APA is good for a cure.

The AMA? Nah, Bill Frist is a member of that group so not sure going to a regular MD would be good for a cure, either.

What to do, what to do...I got it!

We had the wrong letters; they should all log on to AP. Maybe that could jolt them out of their cognitive dissonant fantasies. But some people will always need shock therapy; maybe Cheney could shoot them in the face.

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This would be funnier if the inmates weren't running the asylum .

4:04 PM  

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