Thursday, April 12, 2007

Oops! White House Accidentally Deletes Constitution

Washington, D.C. - White House spokesperson Dana Perino announced today that, due to a innocent misunderstanding, the Constitution of the United States was deleted along with all of the White House e-mails hosted on Republican Party servers. This apparently included every document that was requested by the Congressional committees investigating the US Attorney purge.

Said Perino, "It seems the Constitution somehow got caught up in all of the deletions and all copies seem to have been lost along with e-mails belonging to Karl Rove and the entire White House staff. However, I want to assure the American people that Alberto Gonzales and Karl Rove are putting together a new Constitution written by the best legal minds from Regent University. This new improved Constitution will immediately replace the old deleted one which had become outdated and quaint."

Shortly after Perino's statement, a smiling Karl Rove greeted reporters as he emerged from the White House by saying, "I have the Supreme Court. I have the media. I have endless funding from Exxon Mobil and Halliburton. No one can touch me, no one!"


Anonymous pinko said...

Also deleted, (by accident, of course),was The Magna Carta, all 50 state constitutions and charters, and all the parts of the New Testament that speak of "peace", "peacemakers", and rich men and eyes of needles.

4:09 PM  
Anonymous Erika said...

I thought the Constitution was deleted in Florida 7 years ago.

12:17 AM  
Anonymous stogoe said...

No, no, no, you see, the 'eye of a needle' actually means the gates in a city wall. So if you're not rich enough, the guards will just kick you back out into the sandstorm.

7:49 AM  
Anonymous Masala said...

I'm never too surprised by what Rove is capable of but sooner or later it all has to catch up to him. Doesn't it?

11:45 AM  

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