Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Today's Daily Quiz: September 4, 2007

A recent poll shows that 1/5 of Americans can't find the United States on a map. Why is this?

Previous DQ: Why are the Democratic members of congress so spineless and craven?
Answer (thanks to Erika): They look only at their own narrow interests and not at what's best for the country. They are cowards in the classic sense and should hide their heads in shame.

4 Comments:

Blogger Mike Rappaport said...

Because 1/5 of Americans are too busy trying to locate their asses with two hands and a flashlight; they have no time to look at maps.

1:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because they are too busy cooking meth?

4:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because the United States has changed its name to the Fascist Empire of America.

kb

7:49 PM  
Blogger Lilith said...

I'll bet they could if Ryan Seacrest pointed it out on a map every week for 3 years, and Zac Ephon had it tatooed onto his forehead.

8:59 PM  

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