Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Today's Daily Quiz: September 4, 2007

A recent poll shows that 1/5 of Americans can't find the United States on a map. Why is this?

Previous DQ: Why are the Democratic members of congress so spineless and craven?
Answer (thanks to Erika): They look only at their own narrow interests and not at what's best for the country. They are cowards in the classic sense and should hide their heads in shame.


Blogger Mike Rappaport said...

Because 1/5 of Americans are too busy trying to locate their asses with two hands and a flashlight; they have no time to look at maps.

1:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because they are too busy cooking meth?

4:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because the United States has changed its name to the Fascist Empire of America.


7:49 PM  
Blogger Lilith said...

I'll bet they could if Ryan Seacrest pointed it out on a map every week for 3 years, and Zac Ephon had it tatooed onto his forehead.

8:59 PM  

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